CITESTORE© APP....download today

CITESTORE© is a MUST HAVE for all budding academics.  This simple app (not available in iStore or Andoid formats) is based on academic discipline specific REF approved and star graded journal articles.

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IT'S SIMPLE:

1. CITEES upload their publication details
2. THE CITESTORE© APP allocates a score to each item based on:
   - Journal ranking / Conference standing
   - Popularity of discipline
   - Authors' home institution
   - A magic number that only the app knows©
3. CITEES agree NOT to make their work available on other so called research sites for 6 months after publication
4. CITERS use keywords to search for concepts / ideas to CITE in their own papers
5. And now here's the UNIQUE part....
   
   CITEES build up CITEPOINTS© based on their CITATION activity.
   THEN redeem CITEPOINTS© by being favoured by those they CITE
   
   CITEPOINTS© can be earned and redeemed as follows:

Nobel prizewinner Bob Dylan considers the App "a crock of cite" (possibly misheard).