Monday, 1 April 2019

Power failure on campus: Official

From 1st April 2019 there will be a power failure on campus.
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  • Academic colleagues will no longer have the power to decide what, when or how to undertake research;
  • Academic colleagues will no longer have any influence on promotion cases, job interviews, contract terms or, frankly anything that stops the University from owning their very souls;
  • Academic colleagues will no longer have the power to decide what, where, when or how to teach as their practice must conform to the University teaching protocol that was imagined in the last TEF submission.
  • Academic colleagues will no longer have the power to...(complete as applicable to your own institution).

April fool?

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