'Twas on a Monday morning the QA team came to call.
The Q at UK Uni. wasn't getting A’d at all.
They surveyed all of the feedback loops to try and place
the blame
And we had to call the learning team to shape them all
again.
CHORUS: Oh, it all makes work for the working man
to do.
'Twas on a Tuesday morning the learning team came
round.
They formed and stormed, reporting back:
"Just look at what we’ve found:
The systems fail at every turn, but we’ll make sure
they run".
Then they tinkered and they fretted and said: “It
can’t be done!”
CHORUS: Oh, it all makes work for the working man
to do.
'Twas on a Wednesday morning the head consultant came.
She called me Pre-Vice Chancellor, which isn't
quite the name.
She couldn't see a work-around without a legal
change
But for that we’d need widespread support, which
she didn’t think was strange.
CHORUS: Oh, it all makes work for the working man
to do.
'Twas on a Thursday morning the Minister flew in
He looked at all our workings and threw them in the
bin.
He put his plan before us – and sent it in a Tweet
But before he’d drafted Bills and Acts he’d gone
and lost his seat!
CHORUS: Oh, it all makes work for the working man
to do.
'Twas on a Friday morning we sat and scratched our
heads.
With professors and top admin staff we tore his
plan to shreds
We crafted all new guidelines - but we found when we
were done
We'd reinvented processes we had when we’d begun!
CHORUS: Oh, it all makes work for the working man
to do.
On Saturday and Sunday we do no work at all;
So 'twas on a Monday morning the QA team came to
call...
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